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Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Juicy Big Butt

Here’s Kim Kardashian doing the world a favor and stuffing her beautiful rear end into a pair of tight white jeans. There’s something about white pants that drives every man in the world wild. It possibly has something to do with the fact that you can totally check out a chicks butt. Kim’s hinder is better as a whole though, it takes up your entire field of vision and is the thickest plumper to be seen in ages. You all know you’d love to plow your meat inside of her and have a firm grip on that thing. Check out everything you have to see when it comes to starlet pictures, juicy gossip and sex tapes at Celeb Heat.

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Kim Kardashian Models Luscious massive Rear in a Bikini

God I wait and wait to see stuff like this and when it finally goes down I can’t think because my wang starts throbbing. Here’s Kim Kardashian strolling down the beach and she models that hinder of hers that is to die for. I can’t even begin to comprehend what I would do to her if I got the chance, all I know is it would involve me having the greatest 35 seconds of my life. Check out the biggest archive of starlet pictures, news and celebrity sex tapes that can only be downloaded inside Celeb Heat.

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Shirtless Soap Hunk Galen Gering

DAYS’ hunky Galen Gering has been getting busy on every surface in Salem: multiple beds and couches, the grass, and even a door! Which one is best? As long as Galen is shirtless, who cares?

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Forget about it being a nighttime soap–men everywhere were desperate to drop their pants while watching Desperate Housewives, starring skinema faves Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Nicolette Sheridan, and . . . Eva Longoria? That last Latina wild card still produced a full house in our pants as the… >>> read more

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XCU: Extreme Close-Up

How was Sean Cunningham’s little-seen XCU, aka Extreme Close-Up, managed to slip through the cracks? News of this film had been circulating through the genre press for quite a while, and expectations were high that it would at last prove to be Cunningham’s return to form, the kind of effective, straight-ahead shocker that initially cemented his reputation as one of horror’s leading shockmeisters. Then while on vacation in Sun Valley, I was lucky enough to find myself at a benefit screening held by Cunningham himself to show off a newly re-edited and re-scored cut of the film. Although such tinkering is usually a sign of trouble, I was surprised to find that the final product defied any dire predictions. In an age when people actually tune in by the millions to watch shows like “The Surreal Life” without irony, XCU’s melding of the prototypical reality show conceit (seven teenage contestants, one house, one week) with a classic slasher film plot (who will survive, and what will be left of them?) feels even more eerily prescient than ever before. A nifty, often clever skewering of that errant cockroach known as “Reality TV,” XCU seems tailor-made for “The Real World” crowd, an audience that still confuses celebrity with notoriety, and fame with infamy.I didn’t know what to make of this film at first. It initially seems to be pandering the same exploitative elements it is rallying against. But if the let’s-kill-them-off-one-by-one setup is initially predictable, especially coming from Cunningham (best known, of course, for launching the slasher craze with Friday the 13th), at last we have a film that dares to take its high concept all the way through to its bloody end. The script by John Vorhaus and Tim Schlattmann is surprisingly sharp and biting, and doesn’t pull punches. Much of the fun of XCU is in the pleasurable uncertainty of never quite knowing who is or are the villains. Is it the producers, the contestants, or the audience itself? Are we ultimately to blame for today’s cult of narcissism when we are the ones who won’t turn the channel? XCU asks some tough, heady questions, but wraps it up in such a seemingly innocuous thriller-parody that it is more than just fun, but deliciously subversive.Shot on digital video, XCU isn’t always slick, and maybe even cheap. But it does have a you- are-there immediacy to its staged antics that is more authentic than the past three seasons of “Survivor” combined. It is nothing new to say that today’s wanna-be reality TV renowned don’t so much act like themselves as mug for the camera. Which makes them prime fodder for satire. But here, a surprisingly strong cast delivers something important than just effective quasi-documentary, improv style performances: they refuse to condescend to stereotypes. Most impressive is Sarah Chalke, now enjoying a hit with TV’s “Scrubs.” I won’t spoil any of the film’s twists, but let’s just say she gives the story its heart and soul and a nice little reversal. And genre fans will also get a kick out of seeing C. Thomas Howell revel in an atypical role as a slimy producer, and an all grown up Danica (”The Wonder Years”) Kellar as an obsessive lesbian. Now, that’s inspired casting!Many critics have lamented that Cunningham has never truly staked a claim for himself in the genre pantheon alongside such contemporaries as Craven and Carpenter. Maybe XCU will change that. This may be the only film he has ever made where it actually seems like he cares about what happens to his characters. Blame him for Friday the 13th if you want, but in a strange way, XCU allows Cunningham to bring it full circle. Because the ultimate irony in XCU is that, if the teenagers of today’s Camp Crystal Lake were to find themselves on the wrong end of Jason’s machete, they wouldn’t flee in terror. Instead, they would try to push him out of the way to get more screen time.

Boogeyman

Something I’ve noticed lately is that horror movies make for great previews. When I saw the trailer for BOOGEYMAN I was thinking, “This film is gonna rock!” WRONG! This is another terrible Hollywood scare flick that couldn’t scare a 12 year old. I jumped more at the preview than the movie. The worst part is the story is so heavy handed that it steals any fun out of this convoluted mess. Let’s remember what were making here, guys, it ain’t no Oscar contender. Too bad the movie wasn’t just a shade worse so it could enter that so-bad-it’s good realm. This one is just bad.There are a lot of great horror movies out there these days so skip this one!